A woman from Bierut, Lebanon responded said we needed to have equal time for women. Here is her unedited response:

All doors are opened and everyone lets you pass.
You can walk into any meeting without appointment.
You don't wait in lines.
You don't have to wear 3 colors all your life.
You don't have to have one hair do all your life.
You don't wait for anyone, they always wait for you.
You can have shoes of different heights.
Your sensitivities always have to be protected.
The bedroom is yours.
The living and dining rooms are yours.
You decide everything in weddings.
You decide the color of everything at home.
Your mother is more important than . . . (Dare I say it?).
Your father is more important than . . . (Dare I say it?).
People change tires for you.
People carry your shopping for you.
In a restaurant, someone always goes to the toilet with you.
You can lift your face, many times.
You can add or remove things to your body and you will be complimented.
If you said : "I love my mother" no one thinks it sissy.
If you said : "I love my father" no one thinks you have homosexual
tendencies.
You can kiss and hug within your gender.
In a Shopping Mall, you have a 10 to 1 advantage in the number of shops
you can visit.
You get 10 to 1 advantage in weekends visiting your parents.
You can sit in the lap of the boss and get promoted.
You can take people to court because they gave you a sexual compliment.
You can sit in the front seat in class and get better grades.
No matter how ugly you are, there will be someone to admire your body.
ALL the great pharmaceutical companies in the world spend R&D money to make you last longer and stay beautiful.
No one will notice if you are sexually aroused.
You don't get introduced second.
When you cause driving accidents, no one beats you up.

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The Joys of Womanhood
Brilliant Woman Author Unknown

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