* I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You 
* I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well 
* Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
* Mama Get A Hammer, (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
* Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure 
* How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 
* I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling 
* I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2 
* I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An 
   Even Deal
* Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed 
* I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better 
* I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 
* I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite 
* I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here 
* I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You 
* If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 
* If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now 
* I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me? 
* My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him 
* Please Bypass this Heart 
* She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger
* I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine 
* She Got the Goldmine and I Got the Shaft 
* You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped that Sucker Flat 
* If The Phone Don't Ring, It's Me
* Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You
* Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
* How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've
   Been A Liar All My Life?
* I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
* I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck
* If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
* My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
* Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through 
   You
* They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
* Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
* You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
* If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
* You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
* If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
 

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