Why It's Great To Be A Woman!
A woman from Bierut, Lebanon responded said we needed to have equal time for women.
Here is her unedited response:
All doors are opened and everyone lets you pass.
You can walk into any meeting without appointment.
You don't wait in lines.
You don't have to wear 3 colors all your life.
You don't have to have one hair do all your life.
You don't wait for anyone, they always wait for you.
You can have shoes of different heights.
Your sensitivities always have to be protected.
The bedroom is yours.
The living and dining rooms are yours.
You decide everything in weddings.
You decide the color of everything at home.
Your mother is more important than . . . (Dare I say it?).
Your father is more important than . . . (Dare I say it?).
People change tires for you.
People carry your shopping for you.
In a restaurant, someone always goes to the toilet with you.
You can lift your face, many times.
You can add or remove things to your body and you will be complimented.
If you said : "I love my mother" no one thinks it sissy.
If you said : "I love my father" no one thinks you have homosexual
You can kiss and hug within your gender.
In a Shopping Mall, you have a 10 to 1 advantage in the number of shops
you can visit.
You get 10 to 1 advantage in weekends visiting your parents.
You can sit in the lap of the boss and get promoted.
You can take people to court because they gave you a sexual compliment.
You can sit in the front seat in class and get better grades.
No matter how ugly you are, there will be someone to admire your body.
ALL the great pharmaceutical companies in the world spend R&D money to make you last
longer and stay beautiful.
No one will notice if you are sexually aroused.
You don't get introduced second.
When you cause driving accidents, no one beats you up.
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The Joys of Womanhood
Brilliant Woman Author Unknown
Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget
where they left them.
One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely.
The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your
body and your fat are really good friends.
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and
setting my pantyhose on fire.
Amazing! You hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes I just forget to eat."
Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to
forget to eat.
A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had
14 kids, but she doesn't really care.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and
then they marry him.
I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating
too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is
my idea of a perfect day.
I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30
can fit into their stuff.
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