"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

"This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to."

"I was working smarter -- not harder."

"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people."

"I'm in the management training program."

"This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!"

"Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem!"

"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

"Whew! I must have left the top off the liquid paper."

"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

"Just pacing myself for the all-nighter tonight!"

"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

"Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

"I'm sorry, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day."

"Oh, man! Come in at 6 in the morning and look what happens!"

"...and I especially thank you for my excellent boss, Amen!"

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