A Fort Lauderdale, Florida advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and outside of buses) that included 17 different messages from God. This non-denominational campaign started in September sponsored by an anonymous client.

1. "Let's Meet At My House Sunday Before the Game"  - God

2. "C'mon Over And Bring The Kids" - God

3. "What Part of "Thou Shalt Not..." Didn't You Understand?" - God

4. "We Need To Talk" - God

5. "Keep Using My Name in Vain And I'll Make Rush Hour Longer"  - God

6. "Loved The Wedding, Invite Me To The Marriage"    - God

7. "That "Love Thy Neighbor" Thing, I Meant It." - God

8. "I Love You...I Love You...I Love You..." - God

9. "Will The Road You're On Get You To My Place?"    - God

10. "Follow Me." - God

11. "Big Bang Theory, You've Got To Be Kidding."    - God

12. "My Way Is The Highway." - God

13. "Need Directions?" - God

14. "You Think It's Hot Here?" - God

15. "Tell The Kids I Love Them." - God

16. "Need a Marriage Counselor? I'm Available." - God

17. "Have You Read My #1 Best Seller? There Will Be A Test." - God

 ----------------- And Some Other Signs You Probably Have Never Seen ----------------

Sign in a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!!"

At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

In a restaurant window: "Eat now, pay waiter."

Sign on a retail store door in Stevens Point, WI: "PUSH. If it doesn't open, PULL. If it still doesn't open, WE ARE CLOSED."

Sign in school near clock: "Time will pass; will you?"

On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: "Now available in multi-packs."

Sign in a dentist's office: "Patient parking only. All others will be painfully extracted."

Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."

Brochure for mountain cabin rentals: "Lovely honeymoon cabin . . . . sleeps 8"

A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: "Do not activate with wet hands."

In a Maine restaurant: "Open 7 days a week and weekends."

In the vestry of a New England church: "Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is
extinguished."

On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

On another plumber's truck: "Don't go to bed with that drip tonight."

Seen on a billboard along a highway: "Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked driver's education."

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