Please feel free to try any of these:
Hi. This is Tim: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my
parents, please send money. If you are my Financial aid institution, you didn't lend me
enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry I
have plenty of money.
You have reached John's Phone. He is not here right now to answer the call. Feel free to leave a message with me or I can transfer you to the toaster. If you feel you have reached this message in error, please call my answering service and leave a message on my voicemail.This is not an answering machine this is a telepathic thought recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call.
Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
If you are a burglar, then we're probably home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave a message.
Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
Hello, you've reached Jim & Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up & down, and I like doing it left to right .......real slow.........So leave a message, and when we get done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
Courtesy of The Freeman Institute